Air Manson reveals new cabin crew uniform

Posted on Friday, May 18th, 2012

It’s dress up time all round at Spartans this weekend. Whilst boss Mike Lawson dons his native American head-dress and dances a rain dance in the back green, club skipper Robbie Manson showed off a stunning new outfit for his stag do in Bournemouth. Anyone with a fear of flying, or bearded ladies should look away now.

Spartans are aware that this image may traumatise children, the elderly and infirm and (well, let’s face it) just about everyone else. With that in mind, bottles of mind bleach are available free of charge from the Academy cafe bar.