Date of birth

12/07/1978

Employment away from football

Sports Manager, Scottish Universities Sport

Previous Clubs

Edinburgh University

Joined Spartans

Summer 2003

Biggest influence in sport

Paolo Maldini

Best celebration

David Pleat

Best quote you’ve heard

‘They misunderestimated me.’ George W Bush

Strangest thing you’ve seen in football

Motion kicking corner flag at Peffermill

Best and worst grounds

City Park and City Park

Best and worst singers

Jimmy Murray, Barry Manilow

Changing room banter

‘That lad Wolfie is having a howler’

Best wind up

Any one of dozens by Chris Morris

Worst Dresser

Alex King (obviously)

Worst superstition

D O’D always having to put his shirt on last

Best and worst goal you’ve seen

Motion in League Cup final, Ross Campbell v Coldstream

Best night out you’ve had

June 26th 1998, Prague, followed by 6 minutes of sleep and then 32 hrs on a bus.

Your favourite toy as a boy

Dukes of Hazard ‘General Lee’ car – timeless

Best and worst chat up line heard/used

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Bellamy Brothers

Worst team talk you’ve heard

Sam Lynch @ Craigie – 52 ‘OK’s’ in five mins.